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May. 29th, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
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Wow i haven't posted on here in ages. And the only reason I am doing so now is to use this new userpic. HAHAHACurrent Mood:  amused |
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Apr. 19th, 2007 @ 10:32 pm
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In exactly 9 days and 2 hours, I can:
-buy cigs. not that i will.
-buy pipes. ka-ching!
-buy porn.
-buy sex toys.
-vote
-officially leave my house if I want to
-get a tattoo
its all very exciting, dont'cha know.Current Mood: peaceful |
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Apr. 9th, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
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Here is my new favorite cocktail, only suitable for when I am going to bed, though.
-2 pills of vicadin
-1 muscle relaxor
-1 lunesta
-1 anti inflamatory
It makes me go 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ily sleep' and act funny. which is always fun. yaaaaay. |
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Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 08:33 pm
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God i hate worksafe yaoi. honestly, there is no point. *growls*Current Mood:  cranky |
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Mar. 31st, 2007 @ 11:29 pm
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caitlin im never talking to you ever again
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unless you buy me candy or something.Current Mood:  restless |
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There's nothing I love more than super strong sleeping pills that make me type really badly. it hasnt taken full effect yet. but man, it'll be a doozy.
Mar. 25th, 2007 @ 11:09 pm
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I'm so bored its insane.
save me.
Mar. 24th, 2007 @ 04:05 pm
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http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?id=1564047&sdm=web&qtw=480&qth=300
POTC much? Oh, by the way, I wanna RAPE johnny. But then again, I always do. What a damn bad ass. *fan girl squeel*
Mar. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
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Omfg. You have to watch this. The end isnt that great but omg. "rawr, I'm a manetee" omfg. The voices make me laugh so hard. I can't even tell you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd0faohCy64
Mar. 6th, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
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umm... you know whats really lame?
when i refuse to do my homework and instead panic about which of my old beloved icons to delete in order to make room for these. But i gotta show you. oh man oh man oh man. *giglesnort*
And this one is just unbelievably hot and omfg *jumps naruto*
Feb. 28th, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
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caitlin this tattoo place is close by and looks good. there were two others in san rafael but they didnt have a website and no positive feedback online that i could find.
http://www.spidermurphystattoo.com/
Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 04:51 pm
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Woke up this morning with the fatty strip across my hand all bumpy and sticking out and itching like the worst mother fucker ever. so i itched it, go figure, and it made my whole hand red and the strip is like white and sticking out even more. its pretty damn sexy if i do say so myself.
I've barely gotten any sun. I tried for like an hour or two today, and i got a little color, but barely. x.x I saw this one chick that made sarah look albino. she was so tan and it was so disgusting. i'll take my milk colored flesh over her burned toast color any day, bitch. although now my skin is more the color of... creme? i dont know anything else light enough brown to describe it. im not AS albino, we'll put it that way. but still lighter than everyone else i know.
So anyway, today, the second day, my family became the loving caring relatives I knew they were. And killed each other. DEATH DEATH DEATH and all the jazz. my parents and brother went golfing, and i tanned for like half an hour more and then came back up and found out there is a lousy wireless connection in here (but a wireless connection never the less) and so now im on the computer. then, i get a call from my mom asking 'is dillon there?' what a dumb ass question, he went with them. turns out my brother and dad got in a fight over putting on a glove to play golf with. my dads all, "YOU MUST PUT ON THE WHITE GLOVE OF GAY GLORY ON YOUR LEFT HAND OR YOUR SUCK AT GOLFING" and my brothers all "I WONT PUT ON THAT GAY GLOVE BECAUSE IM A DUMB ASS HOMOPHOBE AND I HATE EVERYONE AND I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING YOU DONT WANT ME TO DO BECAUSE THATS THE WAY I AM AND I NEED TO BURN IN HELL!" and so my dad pretty much threw my brother off the golf cart and told him to get lost. which my brother did. and then he found his way back to the condo somehow.
Note to reader: the conversation was lightly altered to fit the writing syle of the autor.
And yeah. So now I really wanna go home. I hate this family. Caitlin, I'm honestly starting to think about moving out to Boston. But... Gah I dont know. I just cant live with these fuckers anymore.
Feb. 20th, 2007 @ 05:13 pm
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Hawaii survival Day one.
THe beasts, which make up my family, seem restless and are constantly prowling their cage (room) so today we took the savages on a walk down to the beach, where we hopped into a boat to go snorkeling. It was actually very very nice. I saw WHALES jumping all the way out of the water and breaching like every minute, and on the way back I saw three massive turtles and two DOLPHINS omfg real wild bottlenosed dolphins and they were sooo cute and were RIGHT next to our boat! and THEN (this is the best part) as i was swimming back to the boat of the last dip i took, i got stung by a JELLYFISH OF DEATH! it was fantastic. luckily it was only one tenticle and it laid across my right hand and it burned like a bitch at first and i was screaming, "MAN DOWN MAN DOWN" in the water when it stung me and all these people were looking at me like i was crazy and im like, "THE BURN! THE BURN! WHY DOES THE WATER BURN MEEEEEE?!?!?!?!" and i got out and now i have this fatty red stripe across my hand. delicious.
Feb. 19th, 2007 @ 02:31 pm
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my official valentines of the day are Nighty and Sakura.
intro to both>>
Sakura: the coolest tranny ever. shes soooo cute and funny and awwwwwwwh i cant help but love her. we're gonna get married. pretty much.
nighty: Nighty and i have been friends for like 5 years now. our alter egos are siblings. that doesnt make any sense to you. and it never will. bwahahahaha. she made me this asking me to be her valentine: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/QTegal2002/valentine.jpg
bite me. bitches.
Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 04:19 pm
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which of the following should i use for my senior quote:
I better kiss heaven goodbye, cuz it has got to be a sin to look this good
You can always retake a test... You can't relive a party.
dont hate me cause i am beautiful. . . hate me because you re not
I am not concided...being concided is a flaw, and I am flawless.
I, Madison Brooke Ford, do hereby leave.
Live. Love. Obey.
Suicide hotline, please hold.
Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 10:44 pm
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hahaha. Oh, caitlin as a noob is SOOO entertaining.
Feb. 4th, 2007 @ 10:41 pm
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Hey caitlin. I hope you enjoyed your birthday party. and i hope you are enjoying my present. I sure as hell WANTED to enjoy it. but i couldnt. well, i'll read it after you. while you're playing WoW, of course.
in other news, doess anyone want my super cute dwarf hamsters? my mom wants me to get rid of them.
They are sooooo cute.
Jan. 30th, 2007 @ 08:33 am
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you know what i hate? not being able to get ahold of people.... x.x -stabs caitlin and sarah- die die die! oh wait caitlin, dont die, tomorrow is your birthday. HORRAY
Jan. 27th, 2007 @ 05:10 pm
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Why am I cooler than you? Because I have dwarf hamsters. and you dont. nah nah nah!
Jan. 24th, 2007 @ 05:10 pm
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Hi! It's me! Your friendly neighborhood psycho. I'm just really bored but happy to tell you that I had a great day that consisted of nothing but video games. That is all for now.
Jan. 18th, 2007 @ 08:26 pm
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